2.I didn't learn to parallel park until I was 25. In my defense, I grew up in Texas and where there is nothing but room for parking spaces.
3. I am turning into my grandmother. In the last year or so I have developed a keen interest in mystery novels and crossword puzzles. If you ever catch me wearing tea rose perfume and asking delivery men to take their shoes off at the door, please, for the love of God, schedule an intervention.
4. I walk and talk in my sleep. Twice I have called 911 in my sleep and reported crimes that were taking place in my dream. When I lived in Washington D.C. I would sometimes wake up on the street in my pajamas at 2 a.m.
5. I enjoy driving long distances by myself.